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I love Criminals- because they are so dumb!!

This is off the Police Blotter: CAMPBELL 600 block of West Sunnyoaks Avenue, Tuesday A female told police that since September, a person has been selling her clothing and giving it away. **Why is this even on the Police Blotter?? Are you going to tell me this person is not high either??** 500 block of Sunnybrook Court, 6:55 a.m. Tuesday A Ford E250 van was stolen. **Do you know what this looks like? They are using this for another crime, for sure!!** FREMONT Unnamed location, Tuesday An unlicensed driver who ran out of gas was cited, as was a friend who came to his rescue with reserve fuel. He had a suspended license. **Just a reminder- make sure your gas tank is always full!! Just saying** ATHERTON Queens Court, 4:24 a.m. Tuesday A resident told police a vehicle passed her house two times within the past five minutes. **Are you kidding me?? Really, we had to waste time to say that?? It was me, I was Lost & could not see the #'s on the house.** Redwood city Sho...

The things men do to get your attention...

So, yesterday after I pick my daughter up from my friends house, we were at a stop light & this older man had all his windows down, as we did. I saw him look over, as I was glancing in the same direction. I then heard this little yap yap dog barking away.. Well, I looked over again and I can see the guy like grabbing & pumping the dog under his belly. So anytime I was looking that way he would do that and the damn dog would bark! I have to say- the dog was not that cute! Is that what he does to get the ladies attention??? What was he expecting? The dog was NOT cute and especially when it barked..ugh!!

People who think they are not self absorbed

I get along with everyone I work with! We just have this one girl, who always thinks it is about her!! Really?? So I planned a birthday luncheon for 2 of our co-workers & I stated where ever the 2 Birthday people want to go, that is where we are going! Well, the invite was sent out yesterday & this morning someone asked where are we going? So I named off several places that are by us.. and Miss Self Absorbed said, "Well, not Chilis! We just went there" Oh- okay because that was 3 weeks ago & it is not your birthday, so sure we will go where you want to go! One of my co-workers, whose birthday it really is- now tells me, I am afraid to say where I want to go! Ha ha ha ha.. I told her "You decide,  because I already told Miss SA, that it IS NOT her birthday & to let the 2 bday people to pick where they want!!" Got to love people!! The funny thing is, Miss SA would have a fit if someone did that to her. She is one of those people that if yo...

In the News...

Drunken drivers collide in Aptos APTOS - A woman driving drunk rear-ended the car of a man who was also driving drunk Thursday afternoon, according to the California Highway Patrol. Lisa Beck, 50, of Soquel was westbound on Central Avenue at El Camino del Mar when she rear-ended the vehicle driven by David Atkinson. Atkinson, 50, of Aptos, had stopped in the road for pedestrians in a crosswalk. Beck and Atkinson were both arrested for driving under the influence. **Talk about an eye for an eye** Danville driver charged with killing cyclist flees to China **This is disturbing** Man steals 8-foot whale tooth from Norway museum 08/31/2011 - OSLO, Norway -- The tooth fairy in disguise? No, just a simple tooth thief. A man dressed in a black leather hat and a dark coat on Wednesday ran off with an eight-foot **Are you kidding??? WHY?? Was he planning on putting it on display in his living room?** San Mateo Woman pleads not guilty in lizard stabbing **I am just going to state right ...

I might have to de-friend my Mom from My FaceBook!

So, I did not have my daughter last night... So my "guy" friend, 2 of his friends and I went to a lounge and then dinner. I "checked in" at both places. Funny, how I get home and plug my phone in and noticed my mom had texted me: "So you don't have Danika tonight?" Ohhh my, really MOM??!! So now she is checking up on me?! I handle my business and I make it fair for her father to have as much time as he wants. When I get her on the weekends, he gets an extra day during the week. I think I may have to delete my mom from my friends., but then she will be all butt hurt. So, I decided that I will have 2 pages of FB. 1. for my mom & 2. for everyone else!!! Do you think she will notice that she is my only friend??? I love my mom, but she is always trying to give me "advice" about FB- that honestly does NOT pertain to me!! She is always telling me things she hears on TV about the info people can get from FB and when she shares it to me, it ...

Plastic Jungle

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Balloon

8/24/11 She came in today & ran straight for my desk to show me that the strap on her shoe had broke. Well, the 1st thing I notice is that she is wearing a pasley rayon dress- that you would see some of the girls wear to the clubs.She has her hair down, make up is on 10x more than needs to be on. She looks we had just installed a stripper pole & no one told me to dress for the auditions. If I can post a picture, I will. But, I only got the back side of her- it doesn't do her justice! What I mean is, do me any justice on how I explained it!

Girl in office

I will not say real names, as to protect the innocent- that is me, innocent!! ha ha ha ha I do not know how to explain her (see title above, if you are confused on who), but I will try.. It is hard for me to pass up making fun of her on a daily basis... She fakes n bakes, hair always seems to be frizzy- we use to call it "motorcycle hair" in elementry school, she has fake boobs, she smokes & smells like stale smoke, she constantly sprays cheap perfume or body spray on during the day, hairspray as well and the really sad thing is she tans so she has that over tan look. I will have to ask her if she is from Jersey?? She will say things so inappropriate for a work place, half the time she acts like she is at the bar..... My supervisor seems to be here more than hers, so she will ask her questions: So one Friday, she walked by my supervisors office & said "Mary (which isn't her real name), dude can I ask you a question?" If you know me at all, I could N...

A desk job vs. standing on my feet all day

So, I worked in Retail for 20 years of my life & I was always on my feet. I can tell you right now, I can count on 1 hand how many times I called in sick! And I can count on 1 hand, how many times I hurt myself at work. I get a desk job in June 2011 & I sprain my damn ankle!! 2 weeks ago, I decided to go to the cafeteria to get something to snack on. As soon as I paid and I was walking away, I slipped on water... At the time I know I was walking slowly because 2 ladies were in front of the register and I had to walk around them, next thing I know I am down looking up & the 2 ladies are gasping and asking if I am ok. Oh my crap!! Are you kidding me?? So my ankle swell up and to this day is still a little sore. But did not go to the doctor, was not in that much pain- and I played softball the last 2 weeks...Shhhh!!! Look at me, 20 years on my feet & never hurt my ankles and 2 months at a desk job & I sprain my ankle. What did I fall out of my ...

Retired in Oregon!

My Dad & StepMom retired to Oregon, right before I got pregnant. So that was about 6 years ago, since then they have lost their minds! I say that with love, no really... they lost concept of time-as in a day vs. a week. They are completely out of the loop & believe they are still in it. They forget birthdays more & more. The first 2 years they were in Oregon, my dad called me 2 days after my birthday to wish me a Happy Birthday! Oh goodness, I don't take offense to it nor did I get my feelings hurt. I am too old now to care & I know they have a crappy memory. But, they can call 1 day & I call back within 2 days & they act like it has been a week! My Stepmom, called 1 day & 2 days later I called. She said, "where have you been? I called you last week." Umm... No, do you want to hear my voicemail and the date stamped on it?? I get a call from my dad last night, let me give you a little background information before I start: I have a problem cal...

FaceBook

So, I love FaceBook! It gives you the opportunity to find out who is smart and who isn't! Just kidding, but I do love when people are sincerely thinking they spell correctly. I admit I have misspellings, once in a great while! heeeheee But, when a friend of mine post 6 times in a day & everyone of the post has some kind of misspelling-that means she needs to go back to school!! Especially since she has 3 kids! My friends post on FB: >>>Im feelin like im gettin myb drink on tonite... gettin a little fisty..watch out... **So I comment something like, are you out looking for a fight? "Fisty"** She is so lame, she doesn't even realize I am making fun of her!!  She wrote back something like: Bring it on Amber!!  **Dumbass!!**

In the News Today- I love stupid people!!

**MY COMMENTS** WATSONVILLE Hit-and-run suspect arrested A 22-year-old DUI hit-and-run suspect was arrested Sunday after a police officer spotted him carrying a car fender near California Street, police said. **Are you kidding??? You left the whole banged up car behind, but 1 damn fender had to go home!** Resisting arrest--On Aug. 6 at 4:13 p.m. on W. Campbell Avenue. Officers responded to a report of a male and a female tampering with a vending machine. The 21-year-old female was walking away from the machine and the 49-year-old male suspect hopped the fence, but both were located and taken into custody. The man had a warrant out for his arrest, and the woman was on probation. It was determined they were attempting to pry open the soda machine and steal the money inside. The pair were also associated with a Honda that had been reported stolen. **So, stealing a car wasn't enough?? A vending machine, really??** Public intoxication--On Aug. 5 at 1:52 a.m. on S. Bascom Ave...

Weirdest Fast Food Drive Thru Experience!

I picked up my daughter on Sunday from the ex (which is a freakin novel, in it's self), and decided that I,  not her wanted ice cream. But, I was craving McDonalds ice cream/sundaes! So I decided to go to the one that is closer the my "guy" friends house. I grew up in South San Jose, he lives in the better part of the East Side, the hills. I still have to drive through the "bad" parts to get to his house. So being who I am I was stopping closer to his house, so I can get it for him & it won't be so melted by the time I get it to him. To start, this is the first time at this Drive thru. I called my mom, since she had called me & she was on speaker phone.. I was at the 1st menu & the car in front of me, started driving and proceeded to pass where you actually order at the 2nd menu: I didn't really realize until I moved an inch and realized Hey, she never stopped. So, I didn't move anymore so that she could back up if she wanted to. Well...

This is just a Hello

A friend of mine asked me if I had Twitter! Nope, I don't why? She use to work with me & she said she misses the kind of shit that happend to me and my reactions to it! So, here I am... I am now starting my online blog. I will make you laugh & I will probably piss you off by what I say. But it is up to you how you react to just my opinions, just my thoughts & my reactions to the craziness I call Life!!  For you KD!!