I love Criminals- because they are so dumb!!

This is off the Police Blotter:
CAMPBELL
600 block of West Sunnyoaks Avenue, Tuesday A female told police that since September, a person has been selling her clothing and giving it away.
**Why is this even on the Police Blotter?? Are you going to tell me this person is not high either??**

500 block of Sunnybrook Court, 6:55 a.m. Tuesday A Ford E250 van was stolen.
**Do you know what this looks like? They are using this for another crime, for sure!!**

FREMONT
Unnamed location, Tuesday An unlicensed driver who ran out of gas was cited, as was a friend who came to his rescue with reserve fuel. He had a suspended license.
**Just a reminder- make sure your gas tank is always full!! Just saying**

ATHERTON
Queens Court, 4:24 a.m. Tuesday A resident told police a vehicle passed her house two times within the past five minutes.
**Are you kidding me?? Really, we had to waste time to say that?? It was me, I was Lost & could not see the #'s on the house.**

Redwood city
Shorebird Circle, 4:15 p.m. Tuesday A cellphone was taken during a strong-arm robbery.
**Let the guy have it!! Geez, he really needed to call someone!**

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