Girl in office
I will not say real names, as to protect the innocent- that is me, innocent!! ha ha ha ha
I do not know how to explain her (see title above, if you are confused on who), but I will try.. It is hard for me to pass up making fun of her on a daily basis...
She fakes n bakes, hair always seems to be frizzy- we use to call it "motorcycle hair" in elementry school, she has fake boobs, she smokes & smells like stale smoke, she constantly sprays cheap perfume or body spray on during the day, hairspray as well and the really sad thing is she tans so she has that over tan look. I will have to ask her if she is from Jersey?? She will say things so inappropriate for a work place, half the time she acts like she is at the bar.....
My supervisor seems to be here more than hers, so she will ask her questions:
So one Friday, she walked by my supervisors office & said "Mary (which isn't her real name), dude can I ask you a question?"
If you know me at all, I could NOT keep my mouth shut: "Umm, did you just call Mary-our boss- dude?"
Then she realized & apologized to Mary. Then she walks by a team member of mine & says "if you don't watch it, I will make your kids fatherless!"
Who says that kind of shit??? She even has 3 kids herself. I, of course, said something again. She said, "well, he tried to punch me".... TRIED or faked it, is the key word!!!
We are going to name her Balloon. 1. Duh, fake boobs 2. Full of hot air 3. Heads in the clouds..... I could go on, but I will save you! So look for further post that state Balloon.
8/25/2011- she asked the guy Chris on the phone how to spell his name again... DUH!!!
Unless they say Hey, It is Chris without an H, it usually is the normal spelling.
She says Oh just making sure it wasn't like Criss! What the hell does that spell????
I do not know how to explain her (see title above, if you are confused on who), but I will try.. It is hard for me to pass up making fun of her on a daily basis...
She fakes n bakes, hair always seems to be frizzy- we use to call it "motorcycle hair" in elementry school, she has fake boobs, she smokes & smells like stale smoke, she constantly sprays cheap perfume or body spray on during the day, hairspray as well and the really sad thing is she tans so she has that over tan look. I will have to ask her if she is from Jersey?? She will say things so inappropriate for a work place, half the time she acts like she is at the bar.....
My supervisor seems to be here more than hers, so she will ask her questions:
So one Friday, she walked by my supervisors office & said "Mary (which isn't her real name), dude can I ask you a question?"
If you know me at all, I could NOT keep my mouth shut: "Umm, did you just call Mary-our boss- dude?"
Then she realized & apologized to Mary. Then she walks by a team member of mine & says "if you don't watch it, I will make your kids fatherless!"
Who says that kind of shit??? She even has 3 kids herself. I, of course, said something again. She said, "well, he tried to punch me".... TRIED or faked it, is the key word!!!
We are going to name her Balloon. 1. Duh, fake boobs 2. Full of hot air 3. Heads in the clouds..... I could go on, but I will save you! So look for further post that state Balloon.
8/25/2011- she asked the guy Chris on the phone how to spell his name again... DUH!!!
Unless they say Hey, It is Chris without an H, it usually is the normal spelling.
She says Oh just making sure it wasn't like Criss! What the hell does that spell????
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