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8/24/11 She came in today & ran straight for my desk to show me that the strap on her shoe had broke. Well, the 1st thing I notice is that she is wearing a pasley rayon dress- that you would see some of the girls wear to the clubs.She has her hair down, make up is on 10x more than needs to be on. She looks we had just installed a stripper pole & no one told me to dress for the auditions. If I can post a picture, I will. But, I only got the back side of her- it doesn't do her justice! What I mean is, do me any justice on how I explained it!

I will not say real names, as to protect the innocent- that is me, innocent!! ha ha ha ha I do not know how to explain her (see title above, if you are confused on who), but I will try.. It is hard for me to pass up making fun of her on a daily basis... She fakes n bakes, hair always seems to be frizzy- we use to call it "motorcycle hair" in elementry school, she has fake boobs, she smokes & smells like stale smoke, she constantly sprays cheap perfume or body spray on during the day, hairspray as well and the really sad thing is she tans so she has that over tan look. I will have to ask her if she is from Jersey?? She will say things so inappropriate for a work place, half the time she acts like she is at the bar..... My supervisor seems to be here more than hers, so she will ask her questions: So one Friday, she walked by my supervisors office & said "Mary (which isn't her real name), dude can I ask you a question?" If you know me at all, I could N...

So, I worked in Retail for 20 years of my life & I was always on my feet. I can tell you right now, I can count on 1 hand how many times I called in sick! And I can count on 1 hand, how many times I hurt myself at work. I get a desk job in June 2011 & I sprain my damn ankle!! 2 weeks ago, I decided to go to the cafeteria to get something to snack on. As soon as I paid and I was walking away, I slipped on water... At the time I know I was walking slowly because 2 ladies were in front of the register and I had to walk around them, next thing I know I am down looking up & the 2 ladies are gasping and asking if I am ok. Oh my crap!! Are you kidding me?? So my ankle swell up and to this day is still a little sore. But did not go to the doctor, was not in that much pain- and I played softball the last 2 weeks...Shhhh!!! Look at me, 20 years on my feet & never hurt my ankles and 2 months at a desk job & I sprain my ankle. What did I fall out of my ...

My Dad & StepMom retired to Oregon, right before I got pregnant. So that was about 6 years ago, since then they have lost their minds! I say that with love, no really... they lost concept of time-as in a day vs. a week. They are completely out of the loop & believe they are still in it. They forget birthdays more & more. The first 2 years they were in Oregon, my dad called me 2 days after my birthday to wish me a Happy Birthday! Oh goodness, I don't take offense to it nor did I get my feelings hurt. I am too old now to care & I know they have a crappy memory. But, they can call 1 day & I call back within 2 days & they act like it has been a week! My Stepmom, called 1 day & 2 days later I called. She said, "where have you been? I called you last week." Umm... No, do you want to hear my voicemail and the date stamped on it?? I get a call from my dad last night, let me give you a little background information before I start: I have a problem cal...

So, I love FaceBook! It gives you the opportunity to find out who is smart and who isn't! Just kidding, but I do love when people are sincerely thinking they spell correctly. I admit I have misspellings, once in a great while! heeeheee But, when a friend of mine post 6 times in a day & everyone of the post has some kind of misspelling-that means she needs to go back to school!! Especially since she has 3 kids! My friends post on FB: >>>Im feelin like im gettin myb drink on tonite... gettin a little fisty..watch out... **So I comment something like, are you out looking for a fight? "Fisty"** She is so lame, she doesn't even realize I am making fun of her!!  She wrote back something like: Bring it on Amber!!  **Dumbass!!**

**MY COMMENTS** WATSONVILLE Hit-and-run suspect arrested A 22-year-old DUI hit-and-run suspect was arrested Sunday after a police officer spotted him carrying a car fender near California Street, police said. **Are you kidding??? You left the whole banged up car behind, but 1 damn fender had to go home!** Resisting arrest--On Aug. 6 at 4:13 p.m. on W. Campbell Avenue. Officers responded to a report of a male and a female tampering with a vending machine. The 21-year-old female was walking away from the machine and the 49-year-old male suspect hopped the fence, but both were located and taken into custody. The man had a warrant out for his arrest, and the woman was on probation. It was determined they were attempting to pry open the soda machine and steal the money inside. The pair were also associated with a Honda that had been reported stolen. **So, stealing a car wasn't enough?? A vending machine, really??** Public intoxication--On Aug. 5 at 1:52 a.m. on S. Bascom Ave...

I picked up my daughter on Sunday from the ex (which is a freakin novel, in it's self), and decided that I,  not her wanted ice cream. But, I was craving McDonalds ice cream/sundaes! So I decided to go to the one that is closer the my "guy" friends house. I grew up in South San Jose, he lives in the better part of the East Side, the hills. I still have to drive through the "bad" parts to get to his house. So being who I am I was stopping closer to his house, so I can get it for him & it won't be so melted by the time I get it to him. To start, this is the first time at this Drive thru. I called my mom, since she had called me & she was on speaker phone.. I was at the 1st menu & the car in front of me, started driving and proceeded to pass where you actually order at the 2nd menu: I didn't really realize until I moved an inch and realized Hey, she never stopped. So, I didn't move anymore so that she could back up if she wanted to. Well...

A friend of mine asked me if I had Twitter! Nope, I don't why? She use to work with me & she said she misses the kind of shit that happend to me and my reactions to it! So, here I am... I am now starting my online blog. I will make you laugh & I will probably piss you off by what I say. But it is up to you how you react to just my opinions, just my thoughts & my reactions to the craziness I call Life!!  For you KD!!